SANTA: I AM VERY UPSET

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SANTA: I AM VERY UPSET MY WIFE ALWAYS TALKS ABOUT HER FORMER HUSBAND WHO DIED 5 YEARS AGO. BANTA: THANK GOD, SHE DOESN'T TALK ABOUT HER NEXT HUSBAND LIKE MY WIFE... ;->